Welcome to Short, Fast, and Deadly. An eLit Mag where brevity reigns and the loquacious are sent to contemplate their sins in the rejection bin. Don't be afraid. Write Short. Write Fast. Above all, write Deadly. You'll be fine.
Short, Fast, and Deadly is published by Joseph A. W. Quintela. Fresh kills are posted on Sundays, ostensibly because it's on this day that God is too busy to notice.
Think you have what it takes? Then send us prose written in 420 characters or less (Yes, that's characters, not words). Otherwise, just brew a cup of coffee. Sit back. Enjoy the carnage. You won't have to pay attention for long. We promise.
I've only read a few issues of the fourteen weekly-on-Sundays "eLit Mag" but I'm enjoying the concept.
I spent far too much time on one story as part of my final project while completing undergraduate work at Saint Joseph's University. I was happy with the somewhat sprawling result, but realized that I really don't have the talent or the time to squeeze out a proper short story.
Around that time, I started reading Charles Bukowski and, whatever you may think of the man--the words "drunkard," "misogynist," and "misanthrope" come to mind, although his poetry reveals the decent human being that Bukowski spent much of his life drowning in alcohol--his distinctive style can be revitalizing.
Bukowski's not the first person to do much of their work in the form of vignettes--a particularly Bukoskian collection is "The Most Beautiful Woman in Town"--but Bukowski works wonders in a few pages that most never approach in three hundred pages.
So, as any lost writer would do, I started to emulate a new predecessor, hoping I'd figure out how I was supposed to write by scraping my own path out of the ground first trampled by Bukowski and his ilk.
Of course, that was a silly way to look at it, but "me now" always thinks "me five or six years ago" was hopelessly silly. But I enjoyed the punchy immediacy of the vignette, and I still indulge in one every now and then, clacking out a page or two on one of the old typewriters I insist on keeping around the house.
I had trouble, until today, putting into words the exact characteristics of those shortest of stories that make them so appealing to me. But now I know.
I like them because they're "Short, Fast, and Deadly." So, without further bloviating from me:
"Short, Fast and Deadly"
http://www.shortfastanddeadly.com
See also:
"The Most Beautiful Woman in Town"
http://bit.ly/mostbeautifulwoman
More Bukowski:
http://bit.ly/bukowskibiblio